All things being equal, the guy who wore pants to the interview usually gets the job.
Use enough big words and the stupid things you say will sound smart to the idiots who hear your pontifications.
Robbing a bank may be illegal, but you can’t say it isn’t a fast way to make some money.
I thought I saw a Sasquatch once, but when I caught up to it I realized it was just a carny in a fur coat. Don’t worry, I still killed it.
Backing up your computer is important, but too much backing up could cause it to fall off your desk.
Bacon is the rich man’s sausage.
Buying a label maker seemed like a good idea at the time, but, looking back now, I can see it was just another one of my life’s great failures.