When dining out, it’s good to know which fork is the salad fork, but even more important to know which fork fell in the toilet.
In a nutshell, you’ll find nut meat.
I’m only human — not one of those fancy robots with powerful gripper claws.
The early bird catches a worm, but the smart bird builds a worm farm.
Pooping your pants is always an option, but it’s rarely the best option.
If given the choice to be a pilot or a carny, choose pilot.
Bathroom stalls in highway rest stops are the Facebook of the hobo world.