I tried living in a house of cards once. The worst part was the soggy toilet.
I wasn’t surprised to learn that all Sasquatch love maple syrup. But I was surprised to learn that all Sasquatch aren’t from Canada.
All things being equal, the guy who wore pants to the interview usually gets the job.
Use enough big words and the stupid things you say will sound smart to the idiots who hear your pontifications.
If you get paid by the hour, do your work slowly. If you pay your employees by the hour, fire the slow ones.
We are still masters of our fate. Just hope that fate doesn’t kill you before you read this.
If you support equal rights for carnies, you must hate America.