Don’t assume every rat holding a needle is a professional tattoo artist. Some of them are only amateurs.
When dancing with wolves remember that most wolves still want to eat you.
I used to love grave dancing until the time a zombie hand reached through the ground and grabbed my leg. That took most of the fun out of it for me.
They were never as popular as lawn darts, but toilet darts are still my all-time favorite dart.
I tried living in a house of cards once. The worst part was the soggy toilet.
Life is short. Why spend your time cleaning the toilet when you could train a monkey to do it for you?
Rats have a lot of options. Consider it a compliment if they choose to live in your home.