The mouth part of the face is the loudest part of the face.
A dentist is the poor man’s doctor.
If you’re a young cowboy today, I hope someday you’ll grow up to become a real man — not just another cowman.
He who hesitates is lost. Unless he hesitates before walking in front of a moving bus, that might save his life.
Work really hard every day and you might get promoted. Blackmail your boss and you will definitely get promoted.
As a child I dreamed of becoming a carny. But my dream died when I grew up and realized I could get paid to clean toilets on highway rest stops instead.
Want to lose weight quickly? Do you really need two arms?