When going to a Rat Circus bring plenty of cheese. Of course, by cheese I mean rat poison. Trust me, you’ll want to kill those rats just like I did.
Don’t steal the goat if you don’t know how to milk it.
As the rats rushed out of the box, stabbing him with their crudely made shivs, he began to think he wasn’t meant to be a scientist after all.
I think I would have been promoted much sooner if I had always worn this eye patch.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. I would avoid all apples if you are having surgery today.
Be nice to your computer. You want to be on its good side the day it becomes self-aware.
When making a to-do list, it’s a good idea to write down the things you want to do and avoid writing down the things you don’t want to do.