One of my worst fears is waking up to find my arms were surgically replaced with broom sticks.
If life gives you lemons, don’t eat them — it’s a trick!
If you love something, set it free. Unless it’s a rabid ferret that still holds a grudge against you for putting it in a cage.
A dentist is the poor man’s doctor.
Bat birth control is a good idea for everyone.
Life is better when seen through the eyes of your very own bear suit.
Failure is not an option, it’s a word.