If you support equal rights for carnies, you must hate America.
He who hesitates is lost. Unless he hesitates before walking in front of a moving bus, that might save his life.
If the shoe fits, wear it — unless it doesn’t belong to you — then you’re just a shoe thief.
A fur coat is the rich man’s bear suit.
I used to like dressing my dog in little hats and coats. Until the day I found him weeping in the corner while the other dogs laughed.
By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. Unless you’re really dumb, it probably won’t help.
Save some money for a rainy day, but save even more money for the day your house burns down.