When camping, keep food away from your tent so you don’t attract bears. Keep your beer even further away to avoid carnies.
Knapsack hobos are the only true hobos. Shopping cart hobos are just lazy normal people.
Life is short. Can you really say you’ve lived if you haven’t punched a stupid person in the face?
Looking intently into his eyes I could see a deep, dark sadness that chilled me to the bone — he was a carny.
When buying hobo poetry, I ignore spelling and focus on the deeper meaning and symbolism. If hobo poets could spell, they wouldn’t be hobos.
To be more productive, try doing 2 things at once. To be even more productive, make that 1,000 things.
Always treat your toilet with respect. You need it to be there for you when it matters most.