Knapsack hobos are the only true hobos. Shopping cart hobos are just lazy normal people.
If given the choice to be a pilot or a carny, choose pilot.
I wasn’t surprised to learn that all Sasquatch love maple syrup. But I was surprised to learn that all Sasquatch aren’t from Canada.
If you’re a young cowboy today, I hope someday you’ll grow up to become a real man — not just another cowman.
If you can learn to feel happy when you’re sad, you’ll never have to be sad again. But then I guess you really wouldn’t know the difference between happiness and sadness anymore, which is kind of sad if you think about it.
They say you should buy low and sell high. That’s good advice, but you can make even more money if you buy lower and sell higher.
One man’s garbage is another man’s treasure. Unless you’re a raccoon. Then it’s basically all one category.