Rats have a lot of options. Consider it a compliment if they choose to live in your home.
Once I had a dream I was a carny. But then I woke up and was relieved to find instead I had died and gone to hell.
In a nutshell, you’ll find nut meat.
Ask any carny — a corn dog isn’t just batter fried meat on a stick — it’s the filet mignon of the carnival world.
You can’t lose if you don’t show up for the race.
I could make more money if I worked more. But I’d rather make more money while not working at all.
A bird in hand is better than two in the bush. Until that bird poops in your hand — then you’ll wish it was in the bush.