I’m only human, and not even a time-traveling, bald human from the future.
We are still masters of our fate. Just hope that fate doesn’t kill you before you read this.
Life is short. You should eat some goat meat while you have the chance.
I can’t prove that this website just saved your life, but you can’t prove that it didn’t.
Take the time today to call up an old friend and say hello. This is a good way to remember why you stopped talking to him.
I’m only human — I can’t build a beaver dam for you.
The mouth part of the face is the loudest part of the face.