Save some money for a rainy day, but save even more money for the day your house burns down.
I bought a bear claw at the coffee shop this morning, but I was disappointed by the lack of fur and bear bones.
A hobo with a shopping cart who asks for money is a bit too greedy for me. I only give my money to knapsack hobos.
By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. Unless you’re really dumb, it probably won’t help.
Strike when the iron is hot. You’ll probably burn yourself, but apparently that is the best time to strike the iron.
It’s wise to have both long and short term goals. However, some goals belong in both categories: like not getting shot in the face.
I thought I saw a Sasquatch once, but when I caught up to it I realized it was just a carny in a fur coat. Don’t worry, I still killed it.