A man who wears a speedo is trying too hard to convince you that he isn’t really a Communist.
When dining out, it’s good to know which fork is the salad fork, but even more important to know which fork fell in the toilet.
Don’t believe the hype. I just bought an Otter Pop and found out it contains no actual otter.
Don’t make a mountain out of a molehill, it will be much easier to make a mountain out of dirt and boulders.
Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. One of the eggs might turn out to be a dinosaur.
It’s wise to have both long and short term goals. However, some goals belong in both categories: like not getting shot in the face.
The true measure of a man isn’t how large his bank account is, but rather how tall he is when not wearing shoes.