Bathroom stalls in highway rest stops are the Facebook of the hobo world.
I wonder if when someone says you look like an angel they sometimes mean the angel of death and not one of those nice angels with wings.
Life is better when seen through the eyes of your very own bear suit.
It’s wise to have both long and short term goals. However, some goals belong in both categories: like not getting shot in the face.
I tried living in a house of cards once. The worst part was the soggy toilet.
When going to a Rat Circus bring plenty of cheese. Of course, by cheese I mean rat poison. Trust me, you’ll want to kill those rats just like I did.
I’m only human — I can’t build a beaver dam for you.