Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great carny is no one because no carny can ever be great.
A hobo with a shopping cart who asks for money is a bit too greedy for me. I only give my money to knapsack hobos.
I remember when you could accidentally run over a hobo with your car and the hobo had to become your butler to pay for the repair costs. What happened to this country?
I bought a bear claw at the coffee shop this morning, but I was disappointed by the lack of fur and bear bones.
Life is short. Why spend your time cleaning the toilet when you could train a monkey to do it for you?
I don’t know why the neighbor’s kids can have their lemonade stand but I can’t have my freshly killed rats stand.
Reading many books is the key to wisdom. Buying lots of books, even if you never read them, is enough to make many people think you’re wise.