Want to lose weight quickly? Do you really need two arms?
Knapsack hobos are the only true hobos. Shopping cart hobos are just lazy normal people.
Imagine the life you dream of. Picture every detail and see yourself living it. Now accept that it will never happen and be happy with your box of rats.
Strike when the iron is hot. You’ll probably burn yourself, but apparently that is the best time to strike the iron.
You’ll have a new perspective on life after falling into an outhouse toilet hole.
By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. Unless you’re really dumb, it probably won’t help.
They were never as popular as lawn darts, but toilet darts are still my all-time favorite dart.