You’ll look smarter if all your friends are morons.
A bathroom monkey seems like a good idea until it dies one day and you realize you have to have a funeral for a monkey.
In a nutshell, you’ll find nut meat.
You might think the worst part of a monkey funeral is all the poop throwing. Personally, I find the tiny monkey casket much more disturbing.
They were never as popular as lawn darts, but toilet darts are still my all-time favorite dart.
While it would be nice to have a robot chef, I would always wonder if it really washes its gripper claws before making my food.
A man with a mustache is one thing. A man wearing a mustache and a beret must be stopped before he hurts any more children.