Before you throw that dead rat in the garbage, know that it could be used as a perfectly good back scratcher.
As the rats rushed out of the box, stabbing him with their crudely made shivs, he began to think he wasn’t meant to be a scientist after all.
A dentist is the poor man’s doctor.
If you support equal rights for carnies, you must hate America.
Great minds think alike. So do drunken carnies with corn dog sticks and the chance to shank you.
Save some money for a rainy day, but save even more money for the day your house burns down.
A fur coat is the rich man’s bear suit.