A bathroom monkey seems like a good idea until it dies one day and you realize you have to have a funeral for a monkey.
I remember when you could accidentally run over a hobo with your car and the hobo had to become your butler to pay for the repair costs. What happened to this country?
I could make more money if I worked more. But I’d rather make more money while not working at all.
Many successful people read one book every week without fail. Other successful people never learned to read.
A white rat is the poor man’s poodle.
If you knew you were going to die today, what would you do differently? Now that you know, you can avoid doing it and live.
If given the chance to do something stupid today, don’t do it.