Quotes for Idiots

Bathroom stalls in highway rest stops are the Facebook of the hobo world.

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I could make more money if I worked more. But I’d rather make more money while not working at all.

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When dancing with wolves remember that most wolves still want to eat you.

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A hobo with a shopping cart who asks for money is a bit too greedy for me. I only give my money to knapsack hobos.

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You haven’t really cleaned your toilet until it’s been spit-shined by a bathroom monkey.

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