Snake charming looks like a good way to earn some money, but most people overlook the high costs of snake bite antidote.
One day I’ll be dead and someone will find this website and say, “Wow! That guy was really stupid. Good thing he’s dead.”
I don’t want to live in a world that won’t accept pancakes as currency.
It’s wise to have both long and short term goals. However, some goals belong in both categories: like not getting shot in the face.
If you get paid by the hour, do your work slowly. If you pay your employees by the hour, fire the slow ones.
Life is short. Why spend your time cleaning the toilet when you could train a monkey to do it for you?
You can always work harder at your job, but why bother if you aren’t going to get paid more too?