Once you’ve been kicked in the crotch by a Sasquatch, you won’t make the same mistake again.
If you support equal rights for carnies, you must hate America.
There are two kinds of people in the world: pilots and regular folks.
I’m only human — not one of those fancy robots with powerful gripper claws.
When making a to-do list, it’s a good idea to write down the things you want to do and avoid writing down the things you don’t want to do.
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll eat until the fish figure out what he’s doing to them.
I thought I saw a Sasquatch once, but when I caught up to it I realized it was just a carny in a fur coat. Don’t worry, I still killed it.