By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. Unless you’re really dumb, it probably won’t help.
Jelly beans are the caviar of the South.
I don’t want to live in a world that won’t accept pancakes as currency.
No news is good news. Except maybe for news that you won the lottery. That probably still counts as good news, even though it’s news.
If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both. But at least you’ll look good in your shiny new rabbit chasing shoes.
Today is the day you can do something great. Don’t let anyone tell you that TV and a large bag of Cheetos isn’t something great.
Your worst day wearing a bear suit at work is still better than your best day at work without one.