I must be some kind of moron. Thankfully, I’m aware of at least two people who have laughed real laughs when reading some of the stupid things I write. That’s good enough for me to continue to write and to spend my free time maintaining this website when I’d rather be watching some great American television like The Marriage Ref or Jersey Shore.

This website is here to make you laugh. If you’re looking for funny quotes, unique idioms, or wit and wisdom from a crazy dude with a computer, you’ve come to the right place. Also, there’s a slight twist in that everything I write is done in 140 characters or less. I started this funny quote nonsense on Twitter and decided I liked the challenge of making something funny and concise so I stuck with that constraint, even though I have my own website and I could ramble on for thousands of words like I am now. If you want longer versions of my nonsense, see mewritewords.com.

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