Losing weight would be easy if I had a jogging toilet.
Pooping in the dark is hard at first, but once you find the toilet paper it’s mostly smooth sailing.
If we are what we repeatedly do, I really need to stop pooping every day.
As a child, I was afraid of ghosts. Luckily I overcame my fear when I died and came back as a friendly ghost.
“My muscles are big!” — some jerk with a weight set
“Those sheep are lying!” — wolf at sheep murder trial
“You broke my heart!” — guy having a heart attack
“Someone please kill me” — guy that fell into an outhouse toilet hole
“Give me my Twinkie or give me death!” — fat guy I robbed at gunpoint
A wolfman in sheep’s clothing is still a wolfman. Run!