“My foot hurts” — guy with rocks in his shoe
I think that we, as a society, are only a decade away from achieving something great in about ten years or so.
The second best rat is no better than the second worst raccoon.
The last thing I wrote before I wrote this was the word ‘wrote’.
You can save money on your water bill by filling the toilet with cat litter.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
I’m afraid to shave off all of my body hair; I don’t want the Sasquatch to find me and put me in one of their zoos.
Sometimes in life you have to dance with a midget.
It’s true what they say, too much whiskey is still not enough whiskey.
Yesterday is gone. Worry about today. Unless you can figure out time travel. Then you can worry about today tomorrow.