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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Otter Pops]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[Don't believe the hype. I just bought an Otter Pop and found out it contains no actual otter.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Snake charming]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[Snake charming looks like a good way to earn some money, but most people overlook the high costs of snake bite antidote.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Ginger Ale]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[I like to make my own Ginger Ale. It's a good way to make use of all that extra urine that normally gets wasted every day.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Judgement]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[I won't judge you if you don't like my quotes, but I will hate you.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Money burns]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[My money always burns a hole in my pocket. Maybe I should stop letting it hold my matches and lighter fluid.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Meatless hiking]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[You're less likely to be attacked by a bear if you don't carry a bag of raw meat when hiking. Takes most of the fun out of hiking though.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[When I'm gone]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[One day I'll be dead and someone will find this website and think, 'Wow! That guy was really stupid. Good thing he's dead.']]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Looks like an angel]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[I wonder if when someone says you look like an angel they sometimes mean the angel of death and not one of those nice angels with wings.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Personal demons]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[They say we all have our demons, but I decided I didn't want to keep my demons around anymore so I sold them to a kid for $5.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Working harder]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[You can always work harder at your job, but why bother if you aren't going to get paid more too?]]></description>
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