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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Carny Dreams]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[As a child, I dreamt of becoming a carny. My dream died when I grew up and realized I could get paid to clean toilets on highway rest stops.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Life Insurance]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[If your children start asking you questions about life insurance, I'd keep a close eye on them for a while.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Pancakes!]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[One man's pancake is another man's flapjack.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Resolutions]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[If you don't make any New Year's resolutions, you won't have to be disappointed 12 months from now.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Wild Quail]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[When serving wild quail for dinner, it's important to first ask the quail if they have any food allergies or special diets.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Hungry Bears]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[Not every bear is waiting for a chance to eat you; only the hungry ones. Which is why I politely decline all dinner invitations from bears.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Muppet Murder]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[You haven't really lived until you've choked the life out of a muppet with your own bare hands.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Communist Speedo]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[A man who wears a speedo is just trying too hard to convince you that he isn't really a Communist.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Carny Dreams]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[Once I had a dream I was a carny. But then I woke up and was relieved to find instead I had died and gone to hell.]]></description>
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<title>Daily quote: <![CDATA[Birthday Cake]]>...</title>
<description><![CDATA[Birthdays are excellent reminders that we are one year closer to death. The cake is nice too.]]></description>
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