A dentist is the poor man’s doctor.
If we are what we repeatedly do, I really need to stop pooping every day.
You can do something today to create the tomorrow of your dreams, assuming you don’t die in your sleep tonight.
If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both. But at least you’ll look good in your shiny new rabbit chasing shoes.
Bat birth control is a good idea for everyone.
The mouth part of the face is the loudest part of the face.
As a child, I was afraid of ghosts. Luckily I overcame my fear when I died and came back as a friendly ghost.
If you don’t see a light at the end of the tunnel, you’re probably just in a cave.
“My muscles are big!” — some jerk with a weight set
“Those sheep are lying!” — wolf at sheep murder trial