You can’t lose if you don’t show up for the race.
They say you should buy low and sell high. That’s good advice, but you can make even more money if you buy lower and sell higher.
Be nice to your computer. It knows all of your secrets.
Take the time today to call up an old friend and say hello. This is a good way to remember why you stopped talking to him.
Imagine the life you dream of. Picture every detail and see yourself living it. Now accept that it will never happen and be happy with your box of rats.
You can do something today to create the tomorrow of your dreams, assuming you don’t die in your sleep tonight.
If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both. But at least you’ll look good in your shiny new rabbit chasing shoes.
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll eat until the fish figure out what he’s doing to them.
If you can learn to feel happy when you’re sad, you’ll never have to be sad again. But then I guess you really wouldn’t know the difference between happiness and sadness anymore, which is kind of sad if you think about it.
Don’t steal the goat if you don’t know how to milk it.