Fake it ’til you make it. Or until they realize you’re faking it. Then it’s time to run away.
Do your best to make the world a better place and you can go to bed tonight knowing you fooled yourself into thinking you made a difference.
Don’t make a mountain out of a molehill, it will be much easier to make a mountain out of dirt and boulders.
The early bird catches a worm, but the smart bird builds a worm farm.
Use enough big words and the stupid things you say will sound smart to the idiots who hear your pontifications.
Happiness is a choice. You can choose to eat right, exercise, and go to work today. Or you can choose to be happy.
Always treat your toilet with respect. You need it to be there for you when it matters most.
Hard work and dedication will get you far in life. You can get pretty far with lying and backstabbing too.
No matter how sincere it sounds, never trust a robot.
He who hesitates is lost. Unless he hesitates before walking in front of a moving bus, that might save his life.