Carnies are mostly like hobos — only a lot more rapey.
Looking intently into his eyes I could see a deep, dark sadness that chilled me to the bone — he was a carny.
There are no bad people — only good people and carnies.
One of my worst fears is finding out my father was a carny.
Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great carny is no one because no carny can ever be great.
You haven’t really lived until you’ve choked the life out of a carny with your own bare hands.
Great minds think alike. So do drunken carnies with corn dog sticks and the chance to shank you.
There are two kinds of carnies in the world. The drunk kind and the not-yet-awake kind.
Don’t assume the animal digging through your trash at night is a raccoon. It might just be a carny in a bear suit.
I thought I saw a Sasquatch once, but when I caught up to it I realized it was just a carny in a fur coat. Don’t worry, I still killed it.