Bacon is the rich man’s sausage.
If life gives you lemons, don’t eat them — it’s a trick!
I bought a bear claw at the coffee shop this morning, but I was disappointed by the lack of fur and bear bones.
You can lose weight by eating less food. If only it was possible to eat less food.
In a nutshell, you’ll find nut meat.
When dining out, it’s good to know which fork is the salad fork, but even more important to know which fork fell in the toilet.
One man’s pancake is another man’s flapjack.
When serving wild quail for dinner, it’s important to first ask the quail if they have any food allergies or special diets.
I don’t want to live in a world that won’t accept pancakes as currency.
While it would be nice to have a robot chef, I would always wonder if it really washes its gripper claws before making my food.