They say you should buy low and sell high. That’s good advice, but you can make even more money if you buy lower and sell higher.
They say all you need is love. Well I don’t know about you, but I also need food and shelter. And money. Lots and lots of money. In fact, just give me your money and I won’t shoot.
I regret my decision not to become a billionaire. I think I could have used that money after all.
I could make more money if I worked more. But I’d rather make more money while not working at all.
A hobo with a shopping cart who asks for money is a bit too greedy for me. I only give my money to knapsack hobos.
I don’t want to live in a world that won’t accept pancakes as currency.
Wealth is relative. If you want to feel rich, make friends with more hobos.
The true measure of a man isn’t how large his bank account is, but rather how tall he is when not wearing shoes.
To achieve your goals, write them down and read them every day. Unless your goal is to die lonely and broke. Don’t write that one down.
Snake charming looks like a good way to earn some money, but most people overlook the high costs of snake bite antidote.