They say we all have our demons, but I decided I didn’t want to keep my demons around anymore so I sold them to a kid for five dollars.
You can always work harder at your job, but why bother if you aren’t going to get paid more too?
Save money on groceries by clipping coupons and buying generic products. Stealing food can reduce your bill even further.
Save some money for a rainy day, but save even more money for the day your house burns down.
If you get paid by the hour, do your work slowly. If you pay your employees by the hour, fire the slow ones.
Robbing a bank may be illegal, but you can’t say it isn’t a fast way to make some money.