As the rats rushed out of the box, stabbing him with their crudely made shivs, he began to think he wasn’t meant to be a scientist after all.
I don’t know why the neighbor’s kids can have their lemonade stand but I can’t have my freshly killed rats stand.
Don’t assume every rat holding a needle is a professional tattoo artist. Some of them are only amateurs.
A white rat is the poor man’s poodle.
When going to a Rat Circus bring plenty of cheese. Of course, by cheese I mean rat poison. Trust me, you’ll want to kill those rats just like I did.
Dead rats are the dollar bills of the hobo world.
Before you throw that dead rat in the garbage, know that it could be used as a perfectly good back scratcher.
Rattlesnake season wouldn’t be so bad if it coincided with rat season.
Rats have a lot of options. Consider it a compliment if they choose to live in your home.