They were never as popular as lawn darts, but toilet darts are still my all-time favorite dart.
I tried living in a house of cards once. The worst part was the soggy toilet.
Flushing a dead fish down the toilet is like throwing your dead uncle down a water slide that leads to the sewer.
You’ll have a new perspective on life after falling into an outhouse toilet hole.
When dining out, it’s good to know which fork is the salad fork, but even more important to know which fork fell in the toilet.
Life is short. Why spend your time cleaning the toilet when you could train a monkey to do it for you?
As a child I dreamed of becoming a carny. But my dream died when I grew up and realized I could get paid to clean toilets on highway rest stops instead.